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Sunday, November 4, 2007

When Doves Cry

In college I knew an art major named Vince. I used to call him "The Artist Currently Known as Vince."

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

All you need is ...

You live. You learn. You forget. You get Depends.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Holy Spirit

"Why do [Christians] always talk about me as if I'm not in the room?" - Holy Spirit