Top Ten Chuck Taylors

Here are the best Converse All Stars I could find. Note that there are only high tops; the low tops are an abomination.

Top Ten Reasons I Eat Meat

1. It irks vegetarians.
   
2. Hamburgers taste like Heaven. That's why Indians worship cows.
   
3. Chuck Norris eats meat.
   
4. Help control the pet population. Have your pet filleted and eaten.
   
5. Jesus told me to, twice. (Genesis 9:3 and Acts 10:9-16)
   
6. I love kittens; they taste like chicken.
   
7. More than two thirds of vegetarians eventually die.
   
8. I hate fish.
   
9. Whenever I watch Bambi, I cannot decide who looks more delicious, Bambi or Thumper.
   
10. Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian. (Darn Godwin's Law!)
    

Top Ten Security Freeware

I hate adware, spyware, and other malware, but I like freeware. Here are twelve freeware applications that will kill the nastyware:

• Anti-Spyware (Use all of the following.)
  • Lavasoft Ad-Aware (On-demand scanner)
  • SpywareBlaster (Blocks spyware/tracking cookies)
  • Windows Defender (Real-time protection)
• On-Demand Anti-Virus (Optional.)
  • BitDefender
• Real-Time Anti-Virus (Use one of the following.)
  • Avira AntiVir Classic (Best)
  • AVG Anti-Virus (Good)
  • avast! (Better)
• Firewall (Use one of the following.)
  • Comodo Firewall (Best)
  • Sunbelt Kerio Firewall (Better)
  • ZoneAlarm (Good)
• Bonus (Recommended.)
  • (Web browser)
  • Thunderbird (Email application)

Top Ten Juggling Videos

Laurent et Phil | Passing


Greg Kennedy | Conic


Kaori Matsuzawa | Unicycle


Laura Ernst | Educational


Cate Emily | Without Ritalin


Peter Irish | Footbag


Vova and Olga Galchenko | WJF Teaser


Dmitry Chernov | Shaman


Steven Ragatz | Hat and Ball


Vova Galchenko | Fatboy Slim Music Video

Republican Top Ten

You know you’re a heartless conservative when…

1. Your car is bigger than your house.
   
2. You did not see the movie about gay cowboys.
   
3. You think they should nuke Pakistan and Afghanistan because you always get them mixed up.
   
4. Your hobbies include polluting the environment, hunting endangered species, disenfranchising voters, and oppressing poor people.
   
5. You’re sure Hillary Clinton is the Antichrist.
   
6. After someone suposedly flushed a Koran at Guantanamo Bay, you’re looking for a Gitmo toilet because your toilet can’t compete.
   
7. You love Halliburton.
   
8. You think Ronald Reagan has a sexy body.
   
9. You have not seen “The Day After Tomorrow” but wonder how global warming causes New York to be coverred by snow.
   
10. The only thing that outnumbers your Bibles is your guns.

They say, if you are young and conservative than you have no heart, and if you are old and liberal than you have no brain. As a twenty-something ultra-conservative Republican, I guess that makes me heartless.

Christian Top Ten

You know you're a Christian when...

1. You can't understand why people don't believe in God, because you talking to Him this morning.
2. When your Christian friends are running late, you worry that you missed the rapture.
3. You insist that you are both a child of God and maturing in your faith.
4. RTFM stands for "Read the Friendly Manual".
5. You've had a progressive fast food dinner.
6. When people ask about your father, you have to ask them which one.
7. You distrust people with too many 6s in their phone number, address, licence plate, etc.
8. When someone exclaims "Jesus Christ," you think it is the Second Coming.
9. You've fixed at least one vehicle by laying hands on it.
   
10. John 3:16 is not your favorite Bible verse!

Top Ten Open Source Programs

Not counting Mozilla Firefox / Thunderbird and OpenOffice.org, here my top ten open source programs:

1. 7-Zip is a file archiver with a high compression ratio.
2. Launchy indexes the programs in your start menu and can launch your documents, project files, folders, and bookmarks with just a few keystrokes!
3. Notepad++ is a free (free as in "free speech", but also as in "free beer") source code editor and Notepad replacement, which supports several programming languages, running under the MS Windows environment.
4. Paint.NET is free image and photo editing software for computers that run Windows. It features an intuitive and innovative user interface with support for layers, unlimited undo, special effects, and a wide variety of useful and powerful tools.
5. PDFCreator is a free tool to create PDF files from nearly any Windows application.
6. Pidgin is a multi-protocol Instant Messaging client that allows you to use all of your IM accounts at once.
7. Really Slick Screensavers! Writing 3D OpenGL screensavers is a fun hobby for me.
8. Stellarium is a free open source planetarium for your computer. It shows a realistic sky in 3D, just like what you see with the naked eye, binoculars or a telescope.
9. UltraVNC is a powerful, easy to use and free software that can display the screen of another computer (via internet or network) on your own screen. The program allows you to use your mouse and keyboard to control the other PC remotely.
10. VLC media player is a highly portable multimedia player for various audio and video formats (MPEG-1, MPEG-2, MPEG-4, DivX, mp3, ogg, ...) as well as DVDs, VCDs, and various streaming protocols.